You missed Clippit (yeah, that’s actually how Microsoft named him) so badly, right? Well, now you can have him on your desktop and provide you with over 400 motivational quotes, deep philosophical thoughts and other light-hearted, uplifting messages. It’s 100% free, too! By default it talks every 1.5 to 10 minutes. You can change that by right clicking on Clippy and choosing “Settings”.